Really...Who Would Do This To Their Child?!

Look closely at this shameful picture...do ya recognize that obviously frightened child?! Yeah, you've guessed it! Mr. bIdEuX in his full blown, innocuous youth...an interesting concept, yes? Now, let's overlook for a second the awful Christmas ornament inspired sweater, vibrant cotton-bearded smile of a black Santa Claus, and perturbed stare of a traumatized boy, and concentrate, instead, on the perpetual idea of jolly ole' St. Nick and yo' homeboy from above 'J Creezy'. How hypocritical of us (by the way, 'us' in no way whatsoever includes Mr. bIdEuX) to insist upon children that lying is a criminal act, and then when we're absolutely sure no one is looking encase them in a holiday composed entirely of lies (well damn, in this case it's not done discreetly but broadcasted openly and with pride)! "C'mon Semaj, you're being unnecessarily judgmental! It's just a way for the children to have a little fun while celebrating the birth of our savior." 'Savior'? HA! Thou hath filled me with much merriment and laughter! Go forth with haste and drink cannibalistically from thy chalice to quench thine insatiable thirst for blood and ale! Personally, I haven't been saved from a damn thing...at least not by some hyped up, self-proclaimed prophet that was whipped like an overly aggressive African slave. No, this is not an intentional Christian bash because, obviously, it cannot be considered lying if many believe it to be undeniable truth. But DAMN Santa Claus...and damn Coca Cola for the most up-to-date artistic rendition of the jackass and his old ass reindeer (Thanks Coke! Oh, and loved the 'Taste It!' area of NEW World of Coca-Cola. Superb!)! And hey, what better way to rub in the deceit than to sit down with your children and...TRACK SANTA'S INTERNATIONAL ROUTE?! The bastards....